The Glorious and Serene Harmony of Kriov is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kraceng Krumos with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.691 billion Kriovians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekriovia. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,195 trillion krubors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 137,851 krubors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, worship days have replaced sick days, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriov's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kriov is ranked 311,303^rd in the world and 4,174^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -52.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.