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Healthiest Citizens: 121stMost Cultured: 122ndMost Developed: 238th
The Glorious and Serene Harmony of
Left-Leaning College State
Justice, Fairness, Patience
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kriov

Population26.091 billion

CapitalEkriovia
LeaderKraceng Krumos

Currencykrubor
Animaldragon

The Glorious and Serene Harmony of Kriov is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kraceng Krumos with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.091 billion Kriovians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekriovia. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,898 trillion krubors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,086 krubors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do", the entire entry for Kriov in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriov's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kriov is ranked 240,151st in the world and 8,211th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 5.15 Insults Per Minute.

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Healthiest Citizens: 121stMost Cultured: 122ndMost Developed: 238thLongest Average Lifespans: 261stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 382ndLargest Publishing Industry: 422ndMost Pacifist: 500thMost Compassionate Citizens: 650thMost Stationary: 701stNicest Citizens: 717thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 797thMost Rebellious Youth: 805thMost Beautiful Environments: 807thBest Weather: 808thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,035thSmartest Citizens: 1,787thSafest: 1,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,890thMost Inclusive: 2,165thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,195thMost Influential: 2,301stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,535thLargest Populations: 3,741stMost Secular: 4,414thHighest Economic Output: 5,090thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,338thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,962ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,897thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,800thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,982ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,802ndLargest Governments: 17,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,367thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,813th
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Most Cultured: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 51st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 58th in the regionSafest: 61st in the regionMost Inclusive: 79th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 82nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionMost Secular: 153rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 278th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 386th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 403rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 403rd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 439th in the regionNudest: 449th in the regionLargest Governments: 484th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 648th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 682nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 753rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 812th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kriov, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Kriov endorsed The Glorious Empire of Remonatracy.
  • : Kriov was endorsed by The Glorious Empire of Remonatracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriov, the entire entry for Kriov in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Kriov endorsed The Republic of Maricentria.
  • : Kriov was endorsed by The Republic of Maricentria.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriov, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do".
  • : Following new legislation in Kriov, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriov, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
  • : Following new legislation in Kriov, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 119 » Kaigi, Lyontisia, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, A Slanted Black Stripe, Kangarawa, Southern Yugoslavia, Mundiferrum, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, Propwash, Axdel, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hobbesistan, Federated States of Zootron, Davinhia, ReeK, Amjedia, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Squid Ruinosa, New Birblands, Headpat Central, Wiranath, Socialist Holy American Empire, Mastariere, VW53Aland, Hizuru, Neruch, BearStackof2015, Kalaratri, The United Asian Republics, Pakitsk, Kilkire, Talitoa, Rhealaliit, Enlil, Grossvietnam, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Marrabuk, East Malaysia, Todd McCloud, Interdimensional Waifus, Rainbow Vests, Asendavia, The solar ottomans, Ridann, and 69 others.Merlovich, Zukchiva, Fellon, Trulu, Tretrid, Ripsylvania, Lingu, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, BuciLand, Roissyland, Khadah, Pekweng, Imprisoned Freeman, Distro-Spartica, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Mog the Moogle, Survivoristan, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Greater New Cassandra, Dravida India, Gunov, Layngderfleethe, Tissandra, Oofery, Tawuse, Coruh, Republic of New India, FreedomIand, Acronis, Nevertopia, Modra, Debluu, Rabarbarys, Tassirion, ArenaC, Cacnesia, Wakeopolis, Crucifer, Blobbo, CheeseBurrito, From New World, Biingus, Katyunon, Brova, Wallenburg, Cellar Doors, Lorrana, Jove Mahmo, Martian States of America, JosheNation, Eastern Alksearia, North Bernia, Heatherspike, The Kulaata Islands, Blobon, Lueva, Technocratic Tagalog, Spiruvania, Pirnovo, LibRight Libertarianism, Eagle Crest, Devlon, Aquyia, Tierra Fuego, Maricentria, and Remonatracy.

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