The Glorious and Serene Harmony of Kriov is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kraceng Krumos with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.828 billion Kriovians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekriovia. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kriovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,358 trillion krubors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,062 krubors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriov's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kriov is ranked 2,293^rd in the world and 42^nd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 66.15 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.