The Glorious and Serene Harmony of Kriov is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kraceng Krumos with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.114 billion Kriovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekriovia. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,819 trillion krubors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 112,260 krubors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriov's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kriov is ranked 230,644^th in the world and 9,732^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -69.44 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.