The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Yuliya Surkova with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 37.347 billion Volkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkgoroda. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkian economy, worth a remarkable 5,900 trillion koronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,980 koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmentalists are staging large protests in front of reopened nuclear power plants, the government is proudly free of crabs, it's a jungle out there, and sweat stains are proof of political acumen. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Yugoslavia's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lunarism.

Southern Yugoslavia is ranked 306,706^th in the world and 4,096^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.59 Obesity Rate.