The Republic of Zynthari is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.263 billion Zyntharians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lopez Ville. The average income tax rate is 37.2%.

The all-consuming Zyntharian economy, worth 119 trillion Zyntharian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,238 Zyntharian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and deceased relatives are considered property to buy and sell. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zynthari's national animal is the Peacock, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Zynthari is ranked 38,061^st in the world and 787^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 59,181.96 Standard Monetary Units.