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Population20.834 billion

FaithCult of Loh

CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Cat

The Loh of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ishtar with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.834 billion Cattishes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 4,436 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,951 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Loh.

Aenglaland is ranked 39,255th in the world and 1,921st in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,057.61 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Influential: 209thMost Efficient Economies: 343rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,321stLargest Black Market: 1,483rdHighest Economic Output: 1,733rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,266thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,338thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,347thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,579thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,853rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,490thLargest Populations: 4,570thHighest Average Incomes: 4,689thMost Developed: 5,028thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,164thBest Weather: 5,475thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,576thSmartest Citizens: 5,810thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,724thMost Inclusive: 7,138thNudest: 7,375thMost Cultured: 7,424thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,705thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,455thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,495thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,496thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,443rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,226thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,362ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,293rdMost Secular: 12,509thRudest Citizens: 12,702ndLargest Retail Industry: 12,984thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,098thLargest Governments: 16,195thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,261st
Most Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 95th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 155th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 181st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 217th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 217th in the regionNudest: 242nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 260th in the regionMost Developed: 288th in the regionBest Weather: 300th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 310th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 348th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 351st in the regionMost Cultured: 366th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 371st in the regionMost Inclusive: 431st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 459th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 460th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 462nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 470th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 491st in the regionRudest Citizens: 544th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 565th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 620th in the regionMost Secular: 652nd in the regionLargest Governments: 762nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 764th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 835th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 883rd in the region

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