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Population20.479 billion

FaithCult of Loh

CurrencyGolden CatŪ
AnimalOriginal Cat

The Loh of Aenglaland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ishtar with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.479 billion Cattishes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cattish economy, worth a remarkable 4,367 trillion Golden CatŪs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,272 Golden CatŪs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown. Aenglaland's national animal is the Original Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Loh.

Aenglaland is ranked 169,895th in the world and 8,947th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -13.04 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Influential: 84thMost Efficient Economies: 343rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,349thLargest Black Market: 1,432ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,186thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,278thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,399thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,570thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,851stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,397thLargest Populations: 4,568thHighest Average Incomes: 4,586thMost Developed: 4,999thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,149thSmartest Citizens: 5,755thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,896thBest Weather: 6,058thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,640thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,759thNudest: 7,022ndMost Inclusive: 7,150thMost Cultured: 7,526thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 8,933rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,237thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,366thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,205thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,756thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,763rdRudest Citizens: 11,257thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,697thMost Secular: 12,007thLargest Retail Industry: 12,672ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,579thLargest Governments: 16,213th
Most Influential: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 53rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 106th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 156th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 185th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 208th in the regionNudest: 210th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 213th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 248th in the regionMost Developed: 288th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 311th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 333rd in the regionBest Weather: 335th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 344th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 346th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 370th in the regionMost Cultured: 373rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 398th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 429th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 435th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 440th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 469th in the regionRudest Citizens: 472nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 513th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 573rd in the regionMost Secular: 617th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 621st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 696th in the regionLargest Governments: 762nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 764th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 857th in the region

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