The Democratic Kingdom of The Deccan Federation is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Thomas George with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.888 billion Deccanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mysuru. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deccani economy, worth 546 trillion Deccani Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 189,205 Deccani Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businessmen behave differently if their supervisor is watching, the first step of recovery from alcoholism usually entails buying a bicycle, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime is totally unknown. The Deccan Federation's national animal is the Indian Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Deccan Federation is ranked 241,419^th in the world and 3,696^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.8 Obesity Rate.