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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,415thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,244thMost Influential: 3,928th
The Autocratic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Everything's Deranged! Nothing can compare!
Shung-Blef
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kitzgos

Population1.043 billion

CapitalBelsay
LeaderShung-Blef
FaithBlefism

CurrencyKit Credit
AnimalPlatypus

The Autocratic Empire of Kitzgos is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Shung-Blef with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.043 billion Kitzgosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsay. The average income tax rate is 64.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitzgosian economy, worth 143 trillion Kit Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 137,173 Kit Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Kitzgosian Space Agency, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitzgos's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Blefism.

Kitzgos is ranked 237,325th in the world and 9,543rd in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 8.46 Insults Per Minute.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,415thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,244thMost Influential: 3,928thBest Weather: 8,886thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,859thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,142ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,371stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,220thLowest Crime Rates: 13,355thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,381stMost Developed: 13,601stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,119thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,847thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,277thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,051stHighest Average Incomes: 17,494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,181stMost Efficient Economies: 18,842ndLargest Governments: 21,857thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,651stMost Inclusive: 22,701st
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 124th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 439th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 480th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 481st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 587th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 617th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 657th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 680th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 717th in the regionMost Developed: 770th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 786th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 802nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 819th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 862nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 871st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 876th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 926th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Kitzgosian Space Agency.
  • : Kitzgos was endorsed by The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Kitzgos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Kitzgos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in Kitzgos, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 157 » Orado, Selfgradatude, Bankowiata, Venicea, The Rhein States, Hamerica, Interdimensional Zone, Zzozona, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, Ellbonnia, Shibutani, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Aerilia, Siwale, Yaorozu, Xagill, Svenskskit, McMasterdonia, Former English Colony, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Dangine, Koda-Land, Francois Isidore, Shadowrik, Kragsgale, Republica Guilleana, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Super Girl, Travislavania, Yokciq Empire, Zemnaya Svoboda, Notyoutopia, Valgarda, Valentine Z, Cretox State, New Lakemba, Bharathvarsh, Omnistria, Joevala, Ravendi, Corfad, Folenz, Clan Spaniel, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Xyrron, Wilkshire, and 107 others.Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Holy Oranz, Pasargad, North Bratislava, Galaician Empire, Sikol, Territorio di Nessuno, Figyjharli, Aryan Homeland, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, TyGerria, Sunto, Draconian Progression, Yellops, ForestMythal, Maott, Chips and Guac, Aeolist, Climeria, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Illusia and Neverendia, Sil Dorsett, Kranostav, -Slovania, The Pantheons, A Salmon Named Harold, Siforpeo, Votak Matim, Federal Republic of Genosha, Mon Island, Imperial Pieserged, Wineclaw, Abiswashyo-bhumi, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Kromi, Tyirza, Defense For The World Assembly, Perikuresu, Jaxikistan, Tsandonown, Porotia, Kyruev, The True Frog, Pallaith, Solcius, Wapistan, Planes, Seanat, Canineia, Britle, Duryanistan, Libvillia, United Kahndaq, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Runeda, Ethnon, Jincent, Tringapore, Nova Arcania, Simone Republic, Kastonvia, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, Nodnarb, Sopernia, East Akra, Bearical, Fizban, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Sahriastan, Galbadiana, Capablanca, Blyskalia, His Enduring Majesty, Tibus Heth, The Calabash Protectorate, ROM, Vesteysia, The Blazeland Administration, Pinguioris, Nuronte, Nimarya, The Zand Dynasty, United Engiresco, New Celoveniortan, Godwanna, Pazair, Testnation223, Que Lukustinardon, Anungu, Praeceps, Grenede, Manticore utopia, Democatic Donkeys, Zapiron, Malikhabar, Palgo, and Dabarastan.

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