The Grand Powerful Kingdom of Bengal Empir is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Barab Jamun with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.472 billion Bengalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bengalore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bengal Empirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,749 trillion Bongs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 220,453 Bongs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, rural children are told reading's important (for other people), and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bengal Empir's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sikkh Islam.

Bengal Empir is ranked 14,944^th in the world and 617^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.25 law-abiding acts per hour.