The Corgious Empire of Etanur is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 21.338 billion Etanurians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corgi-on-the-Wold. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Etanurian economy, worth a remarkable 4,889 trillion fuzzbutts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 229,165 fuzzbutts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The corgi is a protected species, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Etanur they're lyin', finders keepers is the law of the land, and the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etanur's national animal is the corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scientific Splootism.

Etanur is ranked 210,129^th in the world and 1,445^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 413 billion Standard Monetary Units.