The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.059 billion Unsophisticateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 42.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth a remarkable 5,875 trillion kals a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 487,191 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 133,678^th in the world and 5,771^st in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 584.98 milliStalins.