The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.994 billion Unsophisticateans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth an astonishing 12,100 trillion kals a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 484,118 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, people are offered free trials to go to trial, and no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unsophisticate is ranked 16,224^th in the world and 538^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,836.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.