The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.669 billion Unsophisticateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth a remarkable 4,690 trillion kals a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 401,996 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, Unsophisticate isn't what it used to be, Leader's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, and nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 204,556^th in the world and 9,527^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 3.49 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.