by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38thMost Influential: 162ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 203rd
The Autonomous Nation of
Left-Leaning College State
Upon the clouds
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.769 billion

CapitalThe Mpy City

CurrencyGold Coin

The Autonomous Nation of Empy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nick with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-working, cheerful population of 13.769 billion Mpyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mpy City. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Empyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,070 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 295,630 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Empy's mid-life crisis, in a baffling press conference Nick proudly dismantled a broken door, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown. Empy's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is none.

Empy is ranked 45,280th in the world and 1,916th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,917.51 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38thMost Influential: 162ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 203rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 453rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 623rdBest Weather: 804thHighest Disposable Incomes: 852ndLargest Publishing Industry: 914thMost Beautiful Environments: 959thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,178thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,336thMost Efficient Economies: 1,418thMost Secular: 1,597thRudest Citizens: 1,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,790thLargest Retail Industry: 1,920thSmartest Citizens: 2,050thHighest Average Incomes: 2,058thMost Cultured: 2,092ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,401stMost Developed: 2,452ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,521stHighest Economic Output: 2,658thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,395thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,745thMost Inclusive: 4,852ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,501stLargest Governments: 5,524thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,702ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,214thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,540thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,431stLargest Insurance Industry: 8,547thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,958thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,913thMost Stationary: 16,297thLargest Populations: 16,803rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,416thNicest Citizens: 17,435thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,171stSafest: 20,445th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 72nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 78th in the regionMost Secular: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 95th in the regionMost Cultured: 98th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 116th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Developed: 145th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 146th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 150th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 151st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 159th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 232nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 283rd in the regionLargest Governments: 290th in the regionMost Inclusive: 313th in the regionLargest Populations: 313th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 322nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 340th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 360th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 366th in the regionMost Stationary: 373rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 390th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 434th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 500th in the regionTop
Nudest: 529th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 701st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 786th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 965th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 993rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,005th in the region

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