The Holy Golden Federal Republic of Intion North is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President McArthur with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.61 billion Intonorthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of the North. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intonorthian economy, worth 232 trillion Aneans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 144,329 Aneans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and the Intonorthian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown. Intion North's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Intion North is ranked 238,142^nd in the world and 9,075^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -429.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.