The Federation of Everywheristan is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Governor General with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.449 billion Everywherians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewheropol. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Everywhere economy, worth a remarkable 2,699 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,691 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Product development labs spend most of their money fighting the government's patent infringement lawsuits, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, doctors tell patients to turn and cough up some change, and the government prefers to leave the past buried. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everywheristan's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Everywheristan is ranked 13,024^th in the world and 454^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,523.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.