The White And Nerdy of Revived Unclear is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Weird Al Yankovic with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.849 billion Canadian Idiots are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amish Paradise. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Revived Unclearian economy, worth 927 trillion Couch Potatoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 240,903 Couch Potatoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 793,912 per year while the poor average 54,732, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revived Unclear's national animal is the Lasanga, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is My Bologna.

Revived Unclear is ranked 884^th in the world and 27^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 64.44 Obesity Rate.