The White And Nerdy of Revived Unclear is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Weird Al Yankovic with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.082 billion Canadian Idiots are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amish Paradise. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Revived Unclearian economy, worth 990 trillion Couch Potatoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 242,456 Couch Potatoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 783,590 per year while the poor average 56,693, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Weird Al Yankovic wears an armoured gauntlet, refugees from other nations are flocking to Revived Unclear's border, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revived Unclear's national animal is the Lasanga, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is My Bologna.

Revived Unclear is ranked 28,907^th in the world and 831^st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 57.51 quips per hour.