The United States of Kappacon is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.261 billion Kappaconians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinae. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kappaconian economy, worth a remarkable 5,022 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 329,132 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the Kappaconian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kappacon is ranked 2,329^th in the world and 80^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 329,132.57 Standard Monetary Units.