The United States of Kappacon is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.169 billion Kappaconians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinae. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kappaconian economy, worth a remarkable 4,968 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 327,512 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Kappaconian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kappacon is ranked 261,755^th in the world and 2,035^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 134 billion Standard Monetary Units.