The United People's Republic of Llan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Julius Carlisle with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.96 billion Llanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llanand. The average income tax rate is 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Llanian economy, worth 228 trillion Stoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 116,361 Stoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

A signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, Julius Carlisle likes it when another nation spies on their citizens, the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llan's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Llan is ranked 272,973^rd in the world and 4,268^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 10.81 Atheism Rate.