The Democratic Republic of San Giuda is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Stefano dei Rei with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.591 billion San Giudans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Bacolo. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Giudan economy, worth 305 trillion Lire a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,894 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment President Stefano dei Rei's hair, and the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Giuda's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

San Giuda is ranked 15,466^th in the world and 529^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,975.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.