The Democratic Republic of San Giuda is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Stefano dei Rei with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 2.754 billion San Giudans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Bacolo. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Giudan economy, worth 327 trillion Lire a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,660 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and conspiracy theorists allege San Bacolo's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Giuda's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

San Giuda is ranked 8,367^th in the world and 339^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 91.82 on the Human Development Index.