The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.464 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.
The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,533 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of SORT, and a new "thought police" branch is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SORT was endorsed by The People's Republic of Eurochina.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Kingdom of Yorkshirely.
- : SORT endorsed The United States of Kenaniahistan.
- : SORT was endorsed by The United States of Kenaniahistan.
- : SORT endorsed The NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO of Comfed.
- : SORT endorsed The Kingdom of Krazon.
- : SORT was endorsed by The NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO of Comfed.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Kingdom of Krazon.
- : SORT's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : SORT was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
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