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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 144th Most Influential: 333rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,320th
The KickAss Corrections Officers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Correctional Excellence. Respect. Integrity.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.676 billion



The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.676 billion SORTans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,094 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, the SORT Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SORT is ranked 143,625th in the world and 7,156th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 11.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 144thMost Influential: 333rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,320thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,549thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,022ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,226thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,509thLowest Crime Rates: 11,154thLargest Governments: 11,219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,294thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,413thBest Weather: 12,496thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,197thMost Stationary: 13,650thHighest Economic Output: 13,724thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,029th
Most Influential: 101st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 161st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 334th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 337th in the regionMost Stationary: 349th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 375th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 402nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 470th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 495th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 500th in the regionLargest Governments: 546th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 551st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 582nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 658th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 667th in the regionBest Weather: 667th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 687th in the region

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