The Republic of Kucia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.131 billion Kucians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jekuch. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kucian economy, worth a remarkable 4,349 trillion Kucian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,035 Kucian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, nude art is becoming wildly popular, three extra hay bales are rolled into Kucia's gold vaults every year, and foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kucia is ranked 1,443^rd in the world and 39^th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.27 on the Human Development Index.