The Republic of Kucia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.261 billion Kucians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jekuch. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kucian economy, worth 642 trillion Kucian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,892 Kucian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kucia is ranked 165,622^nd in the world and 6,243^rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -372.11 on the Hayek Index.