The Republic of Kucia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.733 billion Kucians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jekuch. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kucian economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion Kucian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,880 Kucian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bar brawls are an hourly occurrence, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kucia is ranked 143,848^th in the world and 5,591^st in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 31.44 on the Rand Index.