The Republic of Kucia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.187 billion Kucians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jekuch. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kucian economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion Kucian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,439 Kucian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kucia is ranked 223,708^th in the world and 9,015^th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -29.47 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.