The Republic of Kucia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.36 billion Kucians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jekuch. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kucian economy, worth a remarkable 1,716 trillion Kucian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,297 Kucian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Tardigrade sacrifices, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Kucian Moonshine". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kucia's national animal is the Tardigrade, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kucia is ranked 1,172^nd in the world and 41^st in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,112.35 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.