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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 826thMost Valuable International Artwork: 897thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,378th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Shaft them, before they do it to you.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Selfgradatude

Population27.625 billion

CapitalSelfgradatude City
Leaderpresident Donald Trump

Currencydollar
Animalgolden eagle

The Republic of Selfgradatude is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by president Donald Trump with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.625 billion Selfgradatudeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selfgradatude City. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Selfgradatudean economy, worth a remarkable 1,757 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,616 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selfgradatude's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Selfgradatude is ranked 61,736th in the world and 1,911th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 16,534thSmartest Citizens: 19,472ndMost Developed: 24,560thHighest Food Quality: 28,260th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 180th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 278th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 369th in the regionSafest: 410th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 428th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 453rd in the regionMost Influential: 697th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 175 » Pallaith, Shibutani, PotatoFarmers, Jeltronian WA Mission, Nouvel Empire, Inclement Space, South Parter, Kaschovia, Varisland, Corfad, PlanetMercury, Southern Moosetopia, Castle In Confidence, New Atlantico, Petronellania, Loutsland, Chipoli, Pineappleistania, Bedsonya, Laforeia, Kwaj, Kandorith, Atrito, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Wisconsota, Nationeer, Darkanistan, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, The Rhein States, Ishtimbine, Pazair, Esperonia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, DarkMondoria, Grith Neria, Neptunian Military Administration, Maxiverse, The Police, Laurendon, New Selkirk, Gendirt, Republiqueducroissant, Bodhisva, Saint-Dauphin, Valiacorkit, Kranostav, Prismaria, Ethnon, CyberEgypt, and 125 others.New Lakemba, Great Ignesia, Kingdom of Time, Arucaria, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Chao Phraya River, Sindoesia, Racoda, Izern, Lionsroar, Mallyna, Amdupe, Notyoutopia, Ijo, Vertigoism, Sil Dorsett, Marlducro, Simone Republic, Tugupaw, Bardopia, Ovekisu, Alsion, Gragadoia, Votak Matim, Wolffoxia, Small Venezia, Sur Isles, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Rex Republic, Leone Frankia, Galbadiana, Velting-Instan, Aerilia, Everything Decided at Random, The USSA, The Iron Lions, Zandos, Love Shack, TyGerria, Great Bights Mum, Northumberlandia, Aguaria Major, Eurocom, Catalis, Dodos Revenge, Alire, New Bismuthium, KAP03land, Hyphen, Gojira, The Blind Side, Pinky Queen, Siwale, Western Justice, Deliber, Rinadia, The Republic of Poland, Armonker, Ham Federation, Federation of Vanguard, Ardok, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, IHateRights, Segesta, Former English Colony, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Maott, Wineclaw, New Chiken, Bochlon, Khoik, Ereena, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Photan, Halsoni, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Arostica, Frances Francis the First of France, Verderiesdre, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Eludmonden, CzechoSaxony, Nebiyar, Oannia, Myth Of Saints, Kainin, Moonhaven, Germanic Cat, Blyskalia, Zelenaya Dolina, Ayuzhhhhh, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Balto, Endus Mea Fral, Norwegian FOREST cat, TamilPesum, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Barxa, The Resoland, Dreadton, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Banulia, Nistriabar, The Jerichowan Country, Lugarvatn, Aoncarpa, Nu Elysium, Picairn, ZleekyGgh, and Kenmoria.

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