The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.436 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 93.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 223,841 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the government has implemented minimum wage laws, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Joevala was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Joevala voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
- : Joevala voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
- : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
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