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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 410thMost Influential: 744thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,625th
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of
Left-Leaning College State
Hail Joey!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.436 billion



The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.436 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,216 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 223,841 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the government has implemented minimum wage laws, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 75,247th in the world and 2,755th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.94 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 410thMost Influential: 744thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,625thMost Pacifist: 2,107thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,444thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,466thLargest Retail Industry: 2,601stNicest Citizens: 3,276thMost Efficient Economies: 3,378thMost Inclusive: 3,743rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,785thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,900thLargest Governments: 4,197thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,454thHighest Average Incomes: 4,814thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,890thMost Devout: 4,924thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,191stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,465thMost Developed: 5,568thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,879thMost Cultured: 5,906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,215thSmartest Citizens: 6,226thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,744thBest Weather: 7,175thLowest Crime Rates: 7,274thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,404thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,729thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,025thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,484thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,867thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,251stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,145thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,810thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,672ndHighest Economic Output: 15,073rdMost Rebellious Youth: 19,402ndHighest Drug Use: 22,812th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 134th in the regionMost Pacifist: 137th in the regionRudest Citizens: 152nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 211th in the regionMost Devout: 214th in the regionLargest Governments: 229th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 235th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 237th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Inclusive: 245th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 269th in the regionMost Influential: 272nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 283rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 296th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 297th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 299th in the regionMost Cultured: 304th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 311th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 325th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 340th in the regionMost Developed: 349th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 351st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 356th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 377th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 380th in the regionBest Weather: 433rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 434th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 462nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 464th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 494th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 504th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 554th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 627th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 656th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 727th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 731st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 739th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joevala was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Joevala voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Joevala voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Joevala was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 300 » McMasterdonia, Valentine Z, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Ethnon, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Empy, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Interdimensional Zone, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Notyoutopia, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dreadton, Seenvorland, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, Fendlium, Selfgradatude, Glurponia, Hamerica, Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Orado, Merconitonitopia, Daiz, Pallaith, Newpromisedland, Moubarakistan, United Kahndaq, Xagill, Sunto, Zyvetskistaahn, and 250 others.Vincone Cae, The Iron Lions, Universal State Formula, Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, The Stratosphere Islands, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Unsophisticate, Runeda, Clan Spaniel, Diodone, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, SORT, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Windmilluminati, Zecit, Varola, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Unshleepd, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Xatin, Zeternia, Astronomical, Aeolist, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Joodey, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Azzarel, Lemonbiscuits, Free Culture, Madjack, Simone Republic, French Bananastan, TyGerria, Chadinton, Walter Jackson, Xipher, Kragsgale, Innocentic, Changjo, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Potatolandium, Panama Coalition, Solskjar, WeKnow, Ice and Tinian, Heilhum Imperius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Dicko, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Bend Mai, Cloydicia, Outer Shenendoah, Xarrel, Hardscrabble, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Feelonia, Draconian Progression, Austrian Confederacy, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Pytong, Ozstan, Pasargad, Venicea, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Alice Gardens, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Godwanna, The Jerichowan Country, Detrivania, Vexilia, Climeria, Yellops, The Republic of Free Peoples, Nuronte, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, East Akra, Chukstik Illahi, United States of Medford, Republica Guilleana, Port Naga, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Aruvicion, Wisconsota, Que Lukustinardon, Pleroma Sans Romans, Planes, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Zaeli, Sachi, Nordic-British Union, Fascist Democracy, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Confederacy of North America, Partax, Brsil, Jovian Knights, Yukti, Testnation223, Folenz, AGoodPlace, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Alorca, Barabolia, Esplandia, -Slovania, Soviet Terran, Katuda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Dangine, The Ultimate Republic, The Sinclarian Provinces, Democatic Donkeys, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Randomcountryland, United Republic of Free States, Kromi, Shotokonia, Kitzgos, Federacionale, Higher Cascadia, Aryan Homeland, Upper Libertatem, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Mon Island, Wooleystan, ForestMythal, Landfinia, Tyirza, KillerKahn, Perikuresu, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Britle, Korean-Joseon, Samoreubia, Libvillia, DIMAnism, Trooporia, Greater Ale Permars, Drash Mannistan, Ariele, New Avian, Novremia, Prevaland, Eternal Dominion, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Verderiesdre, Capablanca, Andanavia, Just Vibin, Sopernia, Solphine, Gafflebag, Kinitopia, Tringapore, Apollo Park, Bearical, Zdagoburg, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, DeadlyAntics, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Noesantara, Snart, David Davidson, Vladmir Putin, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Zabacuz, Lionia, Sahriastan, Batatoland Empire, Rising Sakura, La Nouvelle-Orleans, Amblegreserland, ROM, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, New Celoveniortan, Nimarya, Pazair, Praeceps, Chiho, Zapiron, Ramiru, Omolon, Paradeavenlisian States, Royal Bengaluru, Palgo, The Unicrons, Cam Zazi, USSRITWILLWORK, Dabarastan, and AmManies.

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