The Realm of Eiygland is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The Monarch with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.962 billion Eiygles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Higeliefstad. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eiyglish economy, worth 974 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,375 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to The Monarch's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eiygland's national animal is the Griffon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ierisianism.

Eiygland is ranked 134,650^th in the world and 1,953^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,382.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.