The Dictatorship of Savaska is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by High Dictator Vasiliy Savenkov with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.443 billion Savaskans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgora. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Savaskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,913 trillion Trozepia's shards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 132,504 Trozepia's shards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no more heroes any more, cars are banned, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and books are so highly regarded in Savaska that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savaska's national animal is the white-bellied viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ecospirituality.

Savaska is ranked 8,741^st in the world and 354^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 100.57 quips per hour.