The Semi-Socialist Republic of Semi-Socialist Republic of Thyagalia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 3.645 billion Thyagalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rithopalk. The average income tax rate is 34.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Thyagalian economy, worth 179 trillion Feinmenforias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,145 Feinmenforias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", all the playground's a stage for Thyagalian schoolchildren, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Semi-Socialist Republic of Thyagalia's national animal is the Pyrorian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Semi-Socialist Republic of Thyagalia is ranked 152,733^rd in the world and 2,575^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 55.36 on the Human Development Index.