The Holy Empire of Lemonbiscuits is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 23.923 billion Lemonbiscuits have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonbiscuits City. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemonbiscuitinarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,390 trillion Crumbs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,736 Crumbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemonbiscuits's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Lemonbiscuits is ranked 329,602^nd in the world and 4,694^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.