The Oceanusoa of Altanteean is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph M Treedom with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, avowedly heterosexual populace, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.737 billion Oceanusoan are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mailington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanusoan economy, worth 475 trillion similar to US Dollar lols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,283 similar to US Dollar lols, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Insomniacs read government expense reports to fall asleep, newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand, the question of 'what is Joseph M Treedom's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altanteean's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Altanteean is ranked 118,492^nd in the world and 1,854^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,112.67 Standard Monetary Units.