The Oceanusoa of Altanteean is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph M Treedom with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.613 billion Oceanusoan are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mailington. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanusoan economy, worth 441 trillion similar to US Dollar lols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 122,265 similar to US Dollar lols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, Joseph M Treedom spends most of the day apologizing, and insomniacs read government expense reports to fall asleep. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altanteean's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Altanteean is ranked 58,634^th in the world and 937^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 74.88 on the Human Development Index.