The United States of Walter Jackson is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.779 billion Walter Jacksonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Walter Jacksonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,401 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,642 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Walter Jacksonian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walter Jackson's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christian.

Walter Jackson is ranked 199,427^th in the world and 9,296^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 36.79 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.