The Republic of Kaozakstan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.303 billion Kaozakstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaokamamipolis. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kaozakstanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,111 trillion Kollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,114 Kollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, for just a few extra Kollars Kaozakstanians can get new driving records with their new cars, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaozakstan's national animal is the Manx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaozakstan is ranked 9,806^th in the world and 522^nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,936.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.