by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 893rdMost Stationary: 1,291stMost Influential: 1,327th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Feed the Right Wolf
The Great Kahuna
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population21.303 billion

LeaderThe Great Kahuna


The Republic of Kaozakstan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.303 billion Kaozakstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaokamamipolis. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kaozakstanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,111 trillion Kollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,114 Kollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, for just a few extra Kollars Kaozakstanians can get new driving records with their new cars, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaozakstan's national animal is the Manx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaozakstan is ranked 9,806th in the world and 522nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,936.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 893rdMost Stationary: 1,291stMost Influential: 1,327thTop
Best Weather: 2,418thSafest: 2,509thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,432ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,644thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,044thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,331stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,538thNicest Citizens: 5,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,021stLargest Populations: 6,219thHealthiest Citizens: 6,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,025thMost Pacifist: 7,204thHighest Economic Output: 7,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,073rdMost Cultured: 9,137thLowest Crime Rates: 9,626thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,806thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,035thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,542ndLargest Governments: 16,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,689thMost Inclusive: 19,096thMost Devout: 19,501stMost Developed: 20,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,970thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,161stMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,304thMost Income Equality: 23,825th
Most Stationary: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionTop
Safest: 139th in the regionBest Weather: 160th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 178th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 210th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 229th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 237th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 270th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 271st in the regionNicest Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 337th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 344th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 406th in the regionMost Pacifist: 417th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 418th in the regionMost Cultured: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 479th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 493rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 522nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 545th in the regionMost Influential: 548th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 621st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 775th in the regionLargest Governments: 808th in the regionMost Devout: 864th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 916th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 985th in the region

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