General Assembly
Security Council
The Federation of Alsion is a titanic, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.1 billion Alsionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Als. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Alsionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,005 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 297,597 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsion's national animal is the Wulf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Alsion is ranked 331,328th in the world and 4,705th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -26.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
Endorsements Received: 200 » 
Shibutani, 
Siwale, 
Loutsland, 
Joevala, 
Dreadton, 
Kwaj, 
Ethnon, 
North Bratislava, 
Xagill, 
Sil Dorsett, 
Koda-Land, 
Votak Matim, 
Great Bights Mum, 
Former English Colony, 
KAP03land, 
Wilkshire, 
Aeolist, 
PotatoFarmers, 
Varisland, 
Maott, 
Simone Republic, 
Omnistria, 
The Austro Germanic Union, 
Parpyduckland, 
Holy Marcus Empire, 
Merconitonitopia, 
TheLandOfFunFunFun, 
Nationeer, 
Wolffoxia, 
Old Emporia, 
Russila, 
Darkanistan, 
Harjad, 
Technocratic-european Countries, 
Arucaria, 
Laforeia, 
PlanetMercury, 
Kandorith, 
New Lakemba, 
Singamadri, 
Federation of Vanguard, 
Esperonia, 
Zerentopia, 
Atrito, 
Laurendon, 
Advancia-Sizzletown, 
Unimaginable Doom, 
Northern-Kempia, 
TamilPesum, 
The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, and 150 others.
Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Batatoland Empire, Aerilia, Mystiquelle, Furballland, Ayuzhhhhh, Ziprotscria, Texaska, Nistriabar, Stal Valley, Northern Zorbrasnka, Tiodann, Singaporen Empire, Sindoesia, Halsoni, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Etanur, Greater Portugaliza, Filbustan, Viridiann, Aguaria Major, Amestris-Britannia, Lotion Empire, Shrikisthan, Sanctum Teriaris, New Chilokver, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Territorio di Nessuno, Herzliyya, Gorundu, The Realm of Dorne, Polgaria, Plexaris, Hizuru, Kazanqa, Bankowiata, Potass, Uselessness, Solicetine, Tragesch Firwat, Virginian Inquisitors, Isenoka, New Aquitaine, Bardopia, The Union of The People of Britannia, Frismana, Ottoman Empireee, The Uhhhh, The Iron Lions, Royaume des loups, Coopera Social, Mystris, Slaca, Eaetafershe, New Bacalao and the Aurora Islands, Neo-Zulthyrland, Wisconsota, Choi Hanji, Grande Guanabara, New-Ferytland, Arostica, Sikol, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Palutenia, Northern Cheek, SORT, Dacarbatia, North Norda Islands, Elnir, ForFishing, Kaschovia, Ateala, Dojestan, SussyAmongUsLand, Bagojo, The Greater Spanish Empire, Casscata, Kobagia, Motaialtefth, Mirav, Lovarpia, Valentine Z, Jughru, New Kisha, South Parter, Phlegmatic Idealists, Marlducro, Xentherida, Caboran, Soviet Terran, Ioresca, Tallinia, Alpanna, Newest Foundedland, Salzcovia, Eastern Fuza, Uncreative name, Honeymoon Avenue, Bochlon, Enimero, Pytong, The Black Cathedral, Islandwalk, Engine Unions, Hannako, Name 0 WA Account, Esteneng, Dakota Territories, Fengate, Inevitable Poverty, Ricel, United Orange Valley States, New Ourlandia, All Creation, Darths and Droids, Eggplant Island, Fachumonn, Hyphen, Nicki minaj endings, Kainin, Yukti, Treekidistan, Padokea, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Quality Nation, Moneybagmen, Picairn, Zecit, Serkovy, Empty Void, Kitzgos, Tape, Obliwek, Felpolandia, New Eleria, Spokenhoke, Flydale North, Federation Terra Australis, Rainengrad, Bonderovia, Liberal Communities, Naskralenistan, Free Azrelia, Sepraza, Imperax, Neopunk-Brazil, Ruissia of Usseira, La Baja California, Shapeville, and Chipoli.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Alsion, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in Alsion, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera".
- : Following new legislation in Alsion, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant.
- : Following new legislation in Alsion, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in Alsion, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Wulf sacrifices.
- : Following new legislation in Alsion, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Alsion voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Disability Assistance Law ".
- : Alsion voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Empires Forever United"".
- : Alsion endorsed
The Shadowed Shores of Chipoli.
- : Alsion endorsed
The Community of Shapeville.
