The Federation of Alsion is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.238 billion Alsionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Als. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alsionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,076 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 300,459 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dictators have dubbed Alsion the land of lunatics, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and Leader panders to nontraditional families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsion's national animal is the Wulf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alsion is ranked 228,981^st in the world and 3,248^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 175.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.