The Federal Socialist Republic of Neopie is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Foreign Representative Schulze with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.157 billion Neopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Neopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,332 trillion ouanepoumes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 376,640 ouanepoumes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, Neopia's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neopie's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neopie is ranked 768^th in the world and 35^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 17,131.74 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.