The Republic of Minilands is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.726 billion Minilandsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Minilandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,977 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 184,344 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Minilands's border, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, kindhearted Minilandsians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minilands's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Minilands is ranked 9,639^th in the world and 389^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.