The Queendom of Eiravale is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Elliott Valeheart with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, enforced nudity, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.581 billion Eiravaleans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elowyn City. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eiravalean economy, worth 581 trillion vales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,513 vales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nations around the region are recognising Gingerbeard as the new leader of Brasilistan, the nation's people have woken up to find themselves colonial masters of Brasilistan, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, and frequent flyers are chiseled into statues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eiravale's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sophiology.

Eiravale is ranked 155,203^rd in the world and 2,515^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 762.11 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.