The Socialist Realm of Gastravon is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Tyrone Slyferius with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.067 billion Gastravonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orongkungkrae'. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gastravonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,470 trillion Ilunns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 402,745 Ilunns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gastravon's national animal is the Gastravonian Sunbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Makunsten.

Gastravon is ranked 3,136^th in the world and 132^nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,181.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.