The United Federal States of Phii is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by James Frens with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 3.638 billion Phiians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novataia. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phiian economy, worth 493 trillion Emerald Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,760 Emerald Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be', government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Phii's national animal is the Red-Tailed Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ice-Creamism.

Phii is ranked 302,981^st in the world and 4,065^th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.01 on the Bus Surprisal Index.