The United Federal States of Phii is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by James Frens with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.556 billion Phiians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novataia. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phiian economy, worth 476 trillion Emerald Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,051 Emerald Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

For just a few extra Emerald Coins Phiians can get new driving records with their new cars, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Phii's national animal is the Red-Tailed Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ice-Creamism.

Phii is ranked 98,151^st in the world and 1,420^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,368.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.