The Greater Republic of Moryazvia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maksimilian Borisov with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.191 billion Moryazvians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodzhan. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moryazvian economy, worth a remarkable 3,357 trillion Moryazvian Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,606 Moryazvian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and being Maksimilian Borisov has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moryazvia's national animal is the Black Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Catholicism.

Moryazvia is ranked 19,654^th in the world and 615^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,380.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.