The Cascadian State of Chukstik Illahi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 26.873 billion Chukstikians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Q'alis Illahi. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chukstikian economy, worth an astonishing 13,489 trillion Chickamins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 501,970 Chickamins, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The official Chukstikian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime is totally unknown. Chukstik Illahi's national animal is the Orca -whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Chukstik Illahi is ranked 1,500^th in the world and 35^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 16,251.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.