The Rogue Nation Conspiracy Theo of Horrorlandian State is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Arthur Arti Benjamin Freeman V with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.618 billion Horrorlandian Stateans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaqueville-Frankensteinsboro. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Horrorlandian Statean economy, worth a remarkable 1,402 trillion Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,059 Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political debates are all but a distant memory, the Great Horrorlandian Statean Tar Cloud can be seen from space, Big Beef has a steak in national politics, and prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horrorlandian State's national animal is the Uroplatus Phantasticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Horrorlandian State is ranked 296,639^th in the world and 4,412^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.08 Obesity Rate.