The Rogue Nation Conspiracy Theo of Horrorlandian State is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Arthur Arti Benjamin Freeman V with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.787 billion Horrorlandian Stateans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaqueville-Frankensteinsboro. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Horrorlandian Statean economy, worth 881 trillion Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,835 Horrorarian Hrarhrahrahrahras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Horrorlandian State" at foreigners, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horrorlandian State's national animal is the Uroplatus Phantasticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Horrorlandian State is ranked 306,121^st in the world and 5,736^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 10.25 cheeks per square mile.