The United States of AJTON is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by AJ Oricoli with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.844 billion AJTONS enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jocksun. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AJTONEST economy, worth a remarkable 1,469 trillion AJTS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 149,269 AJTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New regulations have put a halt to monkey business, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AJTON's national animal is the Cheetasaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hellenic and Christianity.

AJTON is ranked 10,037^th in the world and 405^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 114 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.