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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 112thLargest Black Market: 153rd
The STRONGEST Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fairy of Fairies
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population16.759 billion

CapitalOld Hell
LeaderFairy of Fairies
FaithThe Beekeeper Association

Currencyhandful of bees

The STRONGEST Holy Empire of Gendirt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fairy of Fairies with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.759 billion Gendirtors have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 7,320 trillion handfuls of bees a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 436,805 handfuls of bees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases, billions of handfuls of bees are being blown on orbital weapons development, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gendirt's national animal is the yukkuri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 207,556th in the world and 9,217th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.23 Crimes Per Hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 112thLargest Black Market: 153rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 228thHighest Poor Incomes: 283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 291stLowest Crime Rates: 425thHighest Average Incomes: 511thLargest Information Technology Sector: 640thHighest Economic Output: 860thMost Armed: 878thSmartest Citizens: 896thMost Subsidized Industry: 965thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,101stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,186thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,316thLargest Mining Sector: 1,636thHealthiest Citizens: 1,668thMost Efficient Economies: 1,719thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,057thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,089thLargest Governments: 2,588thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,620thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,678thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,095thMost Inclusive: 3,242ndMost Influential: 3,266thRudest Citizens: 3,283rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,404thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,592ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,618thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,675thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,630thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,178thLargest Populations: 10,018thTop
Most Developed: 12,222ndMost Secular: 12,616th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 106th in the regionLargest Populations: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 161st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 178th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 179th in the regionRudest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Inclusive: 221st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 258th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 264th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 382nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 409th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 683rd in the regionMost Secular: 705th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 766th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 802nd in the regionMost Average: 866th in the regionMost Influential: 919th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, billions of handfuls of bees are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
  • : Gendirt endorsed The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia.
  • : Gendirt was endorsed by The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • : Following new legislation in Gendirt, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 174 » Territorio di Nessuno, Sil Dorsett, El Fiji Grande, Simone Republic, Ethnon, Daiz, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Unshleepd, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Sea Ghost, Hamerica, Newpromisedland, Interdimensional Zone, Guer Aike, Zzozona, The Rhein States, Sikol, Valhalla123, Yaorozu, Planes, Orado, Saperisole, Shibutani, Tukayyiad, Pallaith, The Sansvich, McMasterdonia, New Lakemba, The Tampa Bay Rays, Former English Colony, Empy, Noahs Second Country, Brucklania, Ihese, Malta Comino Gozo, Sundred, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sunto, Dabarastan, North Bratislava, Selfgradatude, Pazair, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Fendlium, and 124 others.Loutsland, Omnistria, Dreadton, 1 very fast endotarter, The Calabash Protectorate, Fauzjhia, Maynilan, The Iron Lions, Libertania Democratica, Yalgora, Ihsan, Zumlandia, Prydania, Aeolist, Xagill, Kranostav, Clan Spaniel, Yokciq Empire, Seenvorland, Seanat, Valentine Z, Plangainer, Westinor, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Zeternia, Korovan Isles, Praeceps, The Pantheons, Palisede, Solskjar, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, Nouvelle-Floride, Kocherian, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Abject Ludicrosity, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Labora, Eschatosia, Kragsgale, Principia Mathematica, Xipher, Dangine, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Buckhem, Ultra777, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, WeKnow, Moubarakistan, Warancia, Maclare, Sattelbach, Pleroma Sans Romans, Protonfield, South Almyra, North Armatas, Panama Coalition, U S Eh, Napnomadia, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Disunited Earth, Ataraxia Somnia, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Eywaan, Votak Matim, The Unicrons, Neu-Galicia, Innocentic, Runeda, Vathnutum, Draconian Progression, Therizia, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Cartures, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Pradovnia, Jestings, A Ordem do Caos, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Cartero, Cowbridge, Dacian Freelands, Walter Jackson, Sebatopia, Maott, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, West Papua states, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Navsland, Austral States of America, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Magna Banitia, Unsophisticate, Imperial Tenno, Wilkshire, Abonland, Porotia, and Merconitonitopia.

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