The Dictatorship of Troll Punishers is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kyle kenway with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.329 billion Troll punishers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TPNG HQ. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Troll Punishersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,750 trillion TPNG tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 330,221 TPNG tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, weather reports simply advise Troll punishers to 'look outside', hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troll Punishers's national animal is the 4 eyed insectoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kenwayism.

Troll Punishers is ranked 322,789^th in the world and 4,543^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.63 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.