The United States of Acrabinnia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.299 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,487 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,126 Acrabinnian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 969,134 per year while the poor average 37,983, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, being Steven Hoffmann has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 193,957^th in the world and 9,067^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 62.98 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.