The United States of Acrabinnia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.635 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,869 Acrabinnian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,176,026 per year while the poor average 25,014, a ratio of 47.0 to 1.

Paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 26,298^th in the world and 1,367^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 69.7 on the Human Development Index.