The United States of Acrabinnia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.687 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,796 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,723 Acrabinnian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Mobea, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 236,232^nd in the world and 9,903^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -5.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.