Population | 18.093 billion |
Capital | 🏢 Logres |
Leader | 👑 Lennart Raybrandt |
Faith | 🌐 National Druidry |
Currency | 🪙 drake |
Animal | 🐉 dragon |
The Isle of Avalon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 👑 Lennart Raybrandt with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.093 billion Avalonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏢 Logres. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Avalonic economy, worth a remarkable 5,781 trillion 🪙 drakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 319,568 🪙 drakes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
On-duty Air Avalon flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime is totally unknown. Avalon's national animal is the 🐉 dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🌐 National Druidry.
Avalon is ranked 14,918th in the world and 479th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 32.97 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, on-duty Air Avalon flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Avalonic mussels the biggest in The North Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.