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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 521stMost Influential: 1,187thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,275th
The White Pearly Heavens of
Democratic Socialists
I am the Way, the Truth and the Life.
The Alpha and The Omega
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Finely Unionized Network

Population22.919 billion

CapitalKingdom of Heaven
LeaderThe Alpha and The Omega
FaithThe Way The Truth and The Life

CurrencyCrypto-Rupee
AnimalDragon

The White Pearly Heavens of Finely Unionized Network is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Alpha and The Omega with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 22.919 billion Angels are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingdom of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Celestial economy, worth a remarkable 2,813 trillion Crypto-Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 122,750 Crypto-Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Celestial officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Celestial selfishness, and frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finely Unionized Network's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Way The Truth and The Life.

Finely Unionized Network is ranked 35,125th in the world and 796th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 61.96 kickbacks per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 521stMost Influential: 1,187thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,275thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,285thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,394thTop
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Most Devout: 2,940thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,470thBest Weather: 3,642ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,860thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,606thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,867thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,684thLargest Governments: 7,360thLowest Crime Rates: 7,405thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,590thHealthiest Citizens: 7,925thHighest Economic Output: 8,040thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,151stMost Developed: 8,841stLargest Populations: 11,644thSafest: 11,986thMost Cultured: 11,993rdHighest Food Quality: 13,048thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,439thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,897thNudest: 15,663rdSmartest Citizens: 15,853rdMost Armed: 19,129thMost Stationary: 20,016thMost Efficient Economies: 23,744thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,113thMost Income Equality: 28,267th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionMost Devout: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 101st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 140th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 176th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 211th in the regionLargest Populations: 211th in the regionBest Weather: 214th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 251st in the regionMost Influential: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 297th in the regionNudest: 300th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 302nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 303rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 327th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 331st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 347th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 353rd in the regionMost Armed: 372nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 389th in the regionMost Developed: 442nd in the regionMost Stationary: 442nd in the regionMost Cultured: 527th in the regionSafest: 558th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 607th in the region

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