The Understated Modesty of Flemingovia is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 49.49 billion Flemingovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The powerhouse Flemingovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,075 trillion flemings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,546 flemings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flemingovia's national animal is the COVFEFE, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flemingovia is ranked 8,704^th in the world and 375^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 34.05 average smiles per day.